The Coupling Effect

We don't need no education..
we don't need no thought control..
no dark sarcasm in the classroom..
teachers leave the kids alone..

Now,who'd have thought that decades later,these lines will infiltrate into the conscious of Homo Sapiens so much,so as to threaten their very being Homo..!
Yes,its the era of the Coupling Effect..Of muddle-headed,delusioned morons with nothing sensical,but stupidity n Cupid-ity,in half-kg lumps inside their messed up heads,at large!

Before we embark on the quest to investigate this Effect,beware Science students,who might again,try to reason out the text with the Title.You anyways,couldn't(esp. the BITSians in ES-II),reason out ur lessons on magnets n coupling at school;so don't take pains burling here..

Pronounced are the changes in homo sapiens,that come into effect,at the very onset of Coupling:the moment Cupid takes aim at their smelly asses and
shoots his arrow,thus infecting them with mohabbat..

Ye sab pyaar ke jhaaduu aur ishq ki chappal ka kamaal hai..

Symptoms:
1. Friends get virtually forgotten.
2. Phones recharged n discharged countless times on multiple nights.
3. Sleep-n-Shit cycle disrupted.
4. Appetite loss.
To cap it all,an illusion of bliss n being eternally blessed takes over..!

And u can easily spot whose ass was pierced,when:

you find even the 4-pointer spending hours in the Lib in a dark corner,cuddled up with an-other creature;
or,u find a sci-fi freak watching Love Actually;
or,u find the stinky-radioactive-a**hole-next-door grooming up every evening;
or, u find the brush-once-a-fortnight-ers brushing thrice daily;
or,u find the bucks previously spent on fags,being spent buying Greeting Cards..!

The sight of the love birds on BITSian campus,in their all-pervading nests is all the more amusing.
Oblivious to the world around them,to fragrant-cow-dung lumps on the streets,and Others snickering around;they stay lost in each other's aalingan,hanging around the canteen,C'not,ShivG,
Circles(mocking Gandhi n Patel),LTC(particularly!),IPC n ANC and DIGI-PRAC SESSIONS(Traumatizing Maratha)..involved in,or almost all set to play their role in Evolution..

But as I said,Murphy's laws shall hold good eternally,so,you'll hardly find any Couple,which doesn't have a disgusting Pig paired with a dumb Cuckoo..
Yes!most tagged-hot gals hook up with wanted-loathed-criminals-on-campus,or the destitutes n underdogs,invariably..And the contrast sometimes may seem so stark,to make u wonder if thrz actually some technical fault in yourself,that you are still unattended to..And thats's when u take recourse to using gels to mend ur broken heart
(they're already in the market)..

At the height and depth of the scenario,u might even spot multiple-drones-single-Queen pairs!

Lastly comes the Quantum of Solace:the Apple Theory which goes like,

"You are single coz you're too high an apple on the tree,to be accessible.
And some fateful day,winds of change shall knock you down to Earth,and thus,
bestowing the bliss onto you too.
But for the time being,though,try being 18 till you die!!!