Well,as if the last post wasn't sufficient to reveal the sparkling effects of Mohhabat on love birds,I am writing in to comment on a few technical intricacies of the matter.
Side-effects of mohabbat can at times be far more reaching than those of constipation,from which I am suffering today..Aaarrrgggggghhh :(
As I don't have any newly created theorems/laws to state,I'll be keeping this very simple,but mind you,simplicity at times can be as painful as a straight dog-tail up ur arse..And i use my buccal cavity to speak unlike others who use all other cavities to produce sounds(left to your interpretation..)!
A few glitches missed out in the last post are as:
1.Dates: These become your bread and butter for the rest of your stay on Earth;doesn't matter if you forget to wipe off your a**,but don't forget them,lest u run the risk of losing both ur kidneys in the aftermath..
Wud be apt to quote the nightingale Sunidhi Chauhan here at this point,"kar de mushkil jeena ishq kameena..!"
Dates,right frm the first hug to the first hagg..But for those who suffer from amnesia,Archies has those Belated Cards naah..!smtimes i wonder if Archies earns more than Arcelor..just minting out,courtesy these premi jodaas
2.Ek Dooje Ke Liye: Yeah,u got it right(if at all u did..!).Ever since the "Kabootar ja ja ja,sandesaa le ke jaa" communication technology gave way to more feasible mobile communications,these mobile operators,keep cming up with Ek-Dooje-ke-Liye-type schemes of late,to lure prem-pujaaris,with free calls aftr the sun has set!..to stay connected nd keep the netwrk jammed all night(BSNL toh waise bhi jaam rehta hai)..!Holy Owls..!For the more-techie-ones,Skype roxx!
3.The Apple-Theory Corollary: To all those who fall into the theory's domain,u can also try out joining Bajrang Dal n Shiv Sena..This will,neways,rev up your Resume..!
eternal bliss nahin,toh kam se kam naukri toh mil jaegi!..
Civil-Mech-Pharma guys,r u listening!? ;)
Much said,much more done,no amount of brouhaha can deter these birdies..So let's leave them to their-selves..
baaki sab mil ke bolo,Jai Bholenaath!
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Please people u sure need to get ur brains examined....as if the last posts weren't stating the obvious enough that you would like to further emphasize your boring theories or whatever...
ReplyDeleteI think it's time for u to do some introspection and ask urself-is that really only what we are capable of thinking...
fuck u .. wht d hell do u think assholes .. check the placement of E n I b4 mentioning that "civil-mech-pharma" shit ..
ReplyDeleteU ppl need that job more desperately after getting ur asses fucked in 3rd year ..
Ek dooje k liye scheme is explained well by you..
ReplyDelete"eternal bliss nahin,toh kam se kam naukri toh mil jaegi!..
Civil-Mech-Pharma guys,r u listening!? ;)"
I don't think that this line explains the true situation in any way..coz Civil, Mech guys also have a lot of options.
@pratik thanks a lot for the comments
ReplyDelete@prateek
thanks to you to :D
@abhisek
we'll c ;)